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i'm tasha and i'm a terrible influence on your children.




just imagine a room full of dads all wearing polo shirts and sneakers telling awful jokes to each other and they all find it hilarious


they belong

Oh god my dad would be in that room

you walk into the room and go: “dad please let’s go home i am hungry”

and they all turn around collectively and chant: “HI HUNGRY I’M DAD”

(Source: ofools, via idontliketobeupsidedown)